[The Wiliest]

I thought I had finally overcome my Lost addiction.

1. I admitted that I am powerless over Lost - My life had become unmanageable.

2. I came to believe that a power greater than myself could return me to sanity (Lost does not count as that greater power)

3. Made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of God as we
understood Him, instead of Lost.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself.

5. Admitted to God, to myself, and to another human being the exact nature
of my wrongs.

6. Was entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove my shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all people I had harmed and neglected due to my addiction to Lost, and became willing to make
amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others. Like Janet, who I scared at the Lost season 3 premier party. I jumped out of a closet and threw baby powder in her face while attempting to make noises like the smoke monster. She said that if I ever said the name Lost, or referred to any themes, plots or characters, she would literally kill me.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when I was wrong, promptly
admitted it. Like when I thought that Ben was secretly Jacob. And then when I thought Jacob wasn’t real. and then when I thought…

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve m conscious contact with
God, as I understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for me
and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, I tried to
carry this message to Lostoholics, and to practice these principles in all my
affairs.

AND then I saw this trailer:

oh the cruel cruel powers of addiction.

I’m being slowly dragged back into my pit of Lost inspired despair.